2 posts tagged “dreams”
So I had another very vivid wedding dream last night. Maybe because it's only TWO WEEKS AWAY!!! I don't know why I remember all this stuff...but it always seems so real.
The wedding began like normal, when my bridesmaids began walking down the aisle, their dresses became orange and a fan turned on and they began flowing in the wind. It all went downhill from there. The wedding turned into a cruise ship show. Like Vegas-style show. Natalie got on stage and began singin "It's In His Kiss" by Cher and then more musical numbers followed. Somewhere along the line a Little Mermaid number began, complete with inflatable whales and "under the sea" bubbles. My bridesmaids danced and sang through numerous costume changes and the next thing I knew I was supposed to step into a giant inflatable whale's mouth to be "swum" down the aisle. Then the whale deflated and I was standing with my dad in a black and white Vegas number ready to walk down the aisle. Don't ask why THIS was the point where I felt it got to be a little too much. Then Dan's mom walked out all pissed off. Then I woke up.
I don't know why I have weird dreams. And I don't know why I remember them. I think this one may be because the wedding is so close and it's starting to feel like a circus! Everything will work out fine. One day at a time!
I've ALWAYS had off-the-wall dreams. I can't have a normal "I'm waking up and walking to Starbucks" dream. No it has to be "I woke up next to an alligator and when I rollerbladed to Starbucks everyone was dressed like Pocahontas and wearing those umbrella hats." I don't get it. Here is what I remember from last night (always in great color and detail):
I'm in a gym, at some sort of after-prom type event. There's a speaker/performer that looks kind of like LL Cool J. Stuff happens. (This is the filler sentence for parts I don't remember). Then I am cleaning up the gym after everyone has gone, and when I try to go to the bathroom, there's a big blue trash-can looking contraption with a Clorox bleach sticker on it. It has a foot pedal that when you press down, a blue foot on a stick comes out and it kicks the door of the bathroom. The blue box says "for people who are young who want to remind those in the bathroom they are taking too long." (!?!) So instead of going to the bathroom I begin cleaning the gym again. I'm sweeping. LL Cool J is eyeing me. We have a "moment". I'm thinking, "he's cute," but that's kind of the end of it. LL Cool J comes up to me and says that I'm one of the nicest, most sincere and most beautiful people he's ever met. I'm flattered. Stuff happens. Later, we're on a couch and he's kissing me. A very soft, nice kiss. I like it. But it's weird to be kissing LL Cool J. Especially when I'm engaged to be married !! LL Cool J says to me: "This is great. And nobody has to know we're together." I sit up and say, "No, no. I'm a good girl. I can't do this. Thank you for a lovely evening." But I end up falling asleep on the couch anyway. Next thing I remember, we're (LL Cool J and I) are on a school bus with lots of people I know. My freshman college roommate, April, is there. She seems to know what has gone on between LL Cool J and me. She is holding a Nintendo DS. I say "Oh damn, I forgot my Nintendo DS. What a schmuck I am!!" This goes on for a few minutes. I think LL Cool J might be disappointed about not having someone to play Nintendo with. I compliment April on her new braids. Stuff happens. Next, we're all on a cruise ship. We go on a shore excursion and then are eating on a dockside restaurant when we hear the ship's whistle blow. Time to go! All the ferries have already left for the ship, so this girl and I (she looks like a VH1 reality star) decide to swim back to the ship. These two cruise-ship workers pick us up in the water on jet skis and when we get back to the ship tell us that we have to pay $10 per person because they picked us up. I argue about paying the fee. Then I wake up.
Who has these kind of dreams!?!? What do they MEAN?
